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60 Cent

60 Cent, also known as Half Dollar and 10 Cent, is a US suburban rapper and the brother of country singer Johnny Cash. His favorite foods include bullets and thick gold chains, which he eats for breakfast and dinner respectively. At lunch, he eats hi...

Florenca Vampira

Florenca Vampira comes from Romania and feeds on an iron-rich diet, for which she occasionally kills small rabbits or sucks on iron pipes. She is wanted worldwide by Interpol, by Sheriff Hayden and Officer Hutchinson. However, this turns out to be re...

Artakush aka Artakas

Artakush is a shy fellow. He can be seen mainly only at night, because bright daylight disturbs his very sensitive sky-blue eyes. Artakush can only drink liquids with a high caffeine level, these include coffee, engergy drinks and intravenous adrenal...

Hal Finney

Hal Finney was a long-time PGP Corporation software developer and Bitcoin pioneer who was instrumental in the creation of Bitcoin. On January 11 2009, Hal tweeted Running Bitcoin. This tweet is legendary so John Crab dedicated this NFT to him. He is ...

Timmy Jump

Timmy Jump is in a really shitty situation. Not only is he tied to a barrel with a suspension, but also because a parrot is sitting on his head and he can't do anything about it. It could have been a lot worse. It could have been two parrots. Timmy J...

Small Tony

Small Tony is a feared olive gangster from New York City. His wife Linda is more dangerous than a shooting iron. He, on the other hand, works in the olive business and suffers from laryngitis due to his activities at the pipe. He is wanted by the pol...

Arnold Warzenegger

Arnold Warzenegger is considered to be the first person who managed to compensate for missing brain mass with muscle meat alone, which can be seen impressively in his successes: He owns a fortune worth millions in FIAT currencies, a ranch in New Swab...

Alex Schulz

Alex Schulz is a destruction machine from Buxtehude (Germany). He is the German answer to Chuck Norris. He brings women to orgasm just by pointing his finger at them and screaming loudly Muuuuuaaaaah. He often tells people to pull his finger. When th...

Satinder Grewal

Satinder Grewal is considered the discoverer of privacy. Due to his popularity, people formed numerous fan clubs for Satinder. Well-known examples of this are, for example, the Pirates of the Atlantic. These people collected donations from travelers ...