Alex Schulz

Description

Alex Schulz is a destruction machine from Buxtehude (Germany). He is the German answer to Chuck Norris. He brings women to orgasm just by pointing his finger at them and screaming loudly Muuuuuaaaaah. He often tells people to pull his finger. When they do, he gives them a liver hook. Only then does he fart. His children are named Dead and Pain. When he speaks, even God listens, which makes him more papal than the pope. Recently, he won the world heavyweight championship, even though he weighs only 53 kilograms. Nothing can stop him, neither Bruce Lee's death claw nor the Great Wall of China. The next fight is against himself. Who do you think will win?

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