Haling Erlaand

Description

Haling Erlaand is a Norwegian soccer player from planet Krypton. Rumor has it that his mother raised him not on milk, but on Red Bull. Which would explain why he out sprints even Superman. His teammates say about him that he eats like a bear. His favorite foods include Salzburger Nockerln, Dortmunder Pommes Frites with Currywurst and Steoride straight from Arnold Warzenegger's muscle meat. Between his goals he meditates during the game. And if he ever fails to score 3 goals a game, he simply shoots 4 in the next game. He is undoubtedly one of the best soccer players of his time, but he could just as easily be running hurdles or playing table tennis. Who wants to stop this boy when even Superman can't do it.

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